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Reasons to Stay Sober
I don't know if this is funny or painful but I hope it will be motivational. The message is stay sober because
If you are drunk, you could expose yourself on the streets
If you are drunk, you could sleep half naked anywhere
You could also be the laughing stock of your friends and the object of their pranks
If you are drunk, your friends could shove a tampon in your mouth
If you are drunk, your friends could set your ass on fire while you are asleep
If you are drunk, your friends could pile smelly shoes on you
If you are drunk, your friends could pile furniture on you
If you are drunk, your friends could pile stuff on you
If you are drunk, your friends could shove tens of toothpicks in your hair
If you are drunk you could also vomit excessively or crap or pee in your pants
If you are drunk, you could soil yourself
If you are drunk, you could vomit excessively
If you are drunk, you could pee in your pants while you are asleep
If you are drunk, you could pee in your pants while you are awake
The eyes have been colored out here to assure anonymity. Nevertheless, the originals are circulating on the web without knowing whether these individuals consented to their release and who took the original photos and where and under what terms.
The message is clear, stay sober :-) I am not listing the much more tragic consequences of being drunk. Seek help if you can't control it yourself.
