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Driving in Beirut
This morning on the Beirut- Sidon highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mercedes doing 90 KPH with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. Nevertheless, she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Mankoushi sandwich out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my pigeon and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damned Lebanese women drivers!
