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ACT to foster happiness, peace,
prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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Twister Shorties: (say them a few times). Some are
common, some are raunchy, some are poems..
Greek grapes.
- Red lorry, yellow lorry.
- Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
- Unique New York.
- Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
- Freshly-fried flying fish.
- The epitome of femininity.
- A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the
stump thunk the skunk stunk.
- She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicing him
hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home.
- Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing
an imaginary menagerie.
Common Twisters:
- She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells
are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she
sells seashore shells.
- Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter
Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper Picked a peck of
pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could
chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much
as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Tongue Twister Poems:
- Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now,
See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had
Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have
sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see
Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
- Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said,
"this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my
batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter
better." So she bought a bit of butter - Better than her bitter butter
- And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas
better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.
- Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to
be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the
shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot
Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not
Shott, but Nott.
- A tree-toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was
a two-toed tree-toad, But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree-toad
tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree-toad
loved the ground That the three-toed tree-toad trod. But the two-toed
tree-toad tried in vain; He couldn't please her whim. From her tree-toad
bower, With her three-toad power, The she-toad vetoed him.
Raunchy Twisters:
- I'm not a smart feller, I'm a smart feller's son And I'll
keep felling smarts 'Till the smart feller comes.
- I'm not a fog ducker, I'm a fog ducker's son And I'll keep
ducking fogs 'Till the fog ducker comes.
- I am not the fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son. And I'll
keep plucking figs 'Till the fig plucker comes. or
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I’m not a
pheasant plucker I’m a pheasant plucker’s son, and Ill sit here plucking
pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes
- I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit; and on the slitted
sheet I sit.
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