Children Stories
A little girl was
talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it
was
a very large mammal
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a
whale could
not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will
ask Jonah".
The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl
replied, "Then you ask him".
The children had all
been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group
picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
and
say, 'There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the
back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
A teacher was giving a
lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she
said, "Now, class, if
I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn
red
in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that
while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into
my
feet?"
A little fellow
shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."
The children were
lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
of
the table was a large
pile of apples.
The nun made a note,
and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along
the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip
cookies. A child had
written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"
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