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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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Why teachers go crazy
No wonder teachers go "crazy" with children...
TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told
me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN:
"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong,
but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago. WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to
the ground than you are.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me
to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE: Don't bite
any.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am
the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?" Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son
: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is
blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of
the same at home.
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At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute
5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em
from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got
hers."
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
