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Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever
aired on British TV and radio
- Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a
lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
- New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it
when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
- Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
- Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox
of the Oxford crew.
- US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out
his balls and kisses them . Oh my god !!What have I just said??'
- Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on
'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
- A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,
where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have
to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
hard!
- Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt
much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
- Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look
North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this.
- Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky
Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets.'
- Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to
a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
'They seem cold out there.They're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts.'
- Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
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