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Funny stupid responses.
- Did you take a bath?" --> "Why, Is there one
missing?"
- "Are you chewing gum?" -->"No, I'm John Smith."
- "I want to buy a dress to put on around the
house."-->"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"
- "What are you going to be when you graduate?"-->"An old
man"
- "I spent three years in college taking medicine."-->"Are
you well now?"
- Do you say a prayer before you eat?"-->"No, we don't have
to. My mother is a good cook."
- "I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend
home for Dinner."-->"Who wants to eat friends?"
- "We are having mother for dinner, darling."-->"Make sure
she's well done."
- "I want some rat poison."-->"Should I wrap it up or do
you want to eat it right here?"
- "It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear
and out the Other."-->"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."
- "May I hold your hand?"-->"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."
- "Does water always come through the roof in this
place?"-->"No, sir, only when it rains."
- "When will you straighten out the house, dear?"-->"Why?
Is it tilted?"
- "Do you have big plastic bins?"-->"Yes, how many bodies
do you want to dispose of"
- "Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"-->"No,
you'll have to walk"
- "Now that you're married, you should have some
insurance"-->But why? My wife isn't dangerous."
- "I have changed! My mind."-->Thank heaven! Does it work
better now?"
- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?-->Customer:
What other colors do you have?
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