Wedding Night
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent
their first wedding night with the young man's parents. How Great!! In the
morning, his mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut
flowers from her garden and gourmet food. She went to the bottom of the stairs
and called everyone to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except the
newlyweds.
After a long wait, the family ate without them. The mother
said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?" The groom's young brother
said, "Mommy, I think..." "Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!"
said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the
eight-year-old.
At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread
and again called the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she called
again. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat. As she was cleaning
the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"
Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately shut
him up.
At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mother once
again questioned why they had not come down to eat all day. The young lad once
again said, "Mommy I think..." "Well, what is it that you think?" asked the
mother rather testily. "I think that when my big brother came down to get the
Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"
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