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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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Job descriptions :-)
- A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain
- An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today
- A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant
- An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
- A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand
- A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there
- A topologist is a someone who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and doughnut.
- A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
- A psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room
- A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep
- A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time
- A committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
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