My point exactly
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.
I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think
about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day
when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the
stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot
that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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