Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is
politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way.
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take
care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her
The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go
think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room
only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the
nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics
are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is
screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being
ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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