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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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A beautiful young lady goes to her local pet store in search
of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex
Frogs...Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers
softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions
carefully: Take a shower Splash on some nice smelling perfume Slip into a very
sexy teddy Crawl into bed and place the frog on the bed.
Following the instructions exactly, she quickly gets into bed with the frog.
Nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset. She rereads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, "If you have any
problems or questions, please call the pet store."
She calls and is told by the salesman, "I had some complaints earlier
today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes he is ringing her doorbell and is welcomed in.
"See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing
just sits there."
He picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes. "Listen to me frog.
I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time."
My kind of guy!
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