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Men & Women Differences
MONEY
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
because it's on sale.
BATHROOM
- A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from a hotel.
- The average number of items in the typical woman's
bathroom is 481. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
NAMES
- If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
- If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will very
likely affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head
and Scrappy
EATING OUT
- When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom are more
likely to each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50.None of them
will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change
back.
- When the women get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.
CATS
- Women love cats.
- Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking,
men kick cats.
FUTURE
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
SUCCESS
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she does.
DRESSING UP
- A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the
plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
- Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She
knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods,secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the
house.
FINAL THOUGHT
- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
use in two people remembering the same thing.
Again, the author is unknown. I know the differences
have been blown out of proportion, but they are funny and somehow reflect some
reality for some people.
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