A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been
kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and
guns but he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the
neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will
kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and
asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
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