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Pappu and his teacher - Classroom Jokes - Funny Class Stories
- TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
- PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
- TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday
you said it's H to O !
- TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
- PAPPU : Here it is!
- TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
- TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
- PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
- TEACHER : No, that's wrong
- PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it!
- TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
- PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time."
- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
- PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
- TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots !
- PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I have got another pair
just like that at home.
- TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers
before eating ?
- PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
- TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
- PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
- TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
- PAPPU: A teacher
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