The Dial
A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon
for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The
dial" where a small dial is planted on the back of the head and can be
turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a facelift. Of course,
the woman wanted "The dial," had the surgery and all was well. Fifteen
years later the woman went back to the surgeon. "All these years everything
had been working just fine," she started, "I've had to turn the dial
on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But I seemed to have developed
two annoying problems with my face." "Go on" the doctor
said. "First of all," she continued, "I've got these terrible bags
under my eyes and the dial won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her
and said, "I'm afraid those aren't bags, those are your
breasts." "Ah," she replied, "I guess that explains the
goatee."
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