The difference between men talking and women talking.
Two women talking:
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the
mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I would love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this
stuff I think!
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And
you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think.
I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long
neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!
Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have
your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see
how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so
much easier.
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Now, two men are talking:
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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