A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon and
shouts "Excuse me, can you tell me where i am?"
The man below says "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet
above this filed".
"You must work in technical spport," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you
know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have
told me is technically correct, but completely useless."
The man below says: "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you
know?"
"Well", says the man, "You don't know where you
are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're still
in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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