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Side effects of alcohol and cures
- Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Remedy : Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
- Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Remedy: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
- Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Remedy: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
- Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Remedy: At least ask where they're taking you.
- Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Remedy: Stop making a fool of yourself!
- Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Remedy: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
- Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Remedy: Ask if they can point you to your house
Therefore, always be careful. Drink responsibly. Be happy but don't humiliate or hurt yourself or others. :-)
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