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A Ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded
on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 Indian men 1 Indian woman
2 Pakistani men 1 Pakistani woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
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One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with
the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman
is cooking and cleaning for them. The two Polish men took a long look at
the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started
swimming. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman. The two Irish men began by dividing up
their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up
a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy
after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are
not getting any. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce
them to the Indian woman. The 2 Pakistani men are looking for a piece of paper
so they can throw their phone number at the Pakistani woman.
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