A lady was walking down the street
to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said
to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly,"
The lady was furious! She stormed
past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said
to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly," She was incredibly ticked
now.
The next day the same parrot again
said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly,"
The lady was so ticked that she went
into the store and said that she would sue the store and to get rid of the bird
if they didn t do something about it. The store manager apologized profusely and
promised he would make sure the parrot didn t say it again.
When the lady walked past the store
that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes
?"
And the bird replied, "You
know."
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