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Set Her Free
Original Quote
- If you love someone, Set her free...
- If she comes back, She's yours,
- If she doesn't, She never was....
The New Versions...
Pessimist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she ever comes back, She's yours,
- If she doesn't, As Expected, She never was...
Optimist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- Don't worry, She will come back
Suspicious:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she ever comes back, Ask her why
Impatient:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she doesn't come back within one hour, Call her up
Patient:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she doesn't come back, Continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
- If you love someone, Set her free ... *
- If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again
* Repeat
C++ Programmer:
- If(you-love(m_she)), m_she.free()
- If(m_she == NULL), m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyer:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
- Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
- But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade
Biologist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- She'll evolve.
Statistician:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she loves you, The probability of her coming back is high
- If she doesn't, Your relation was improbable anyway
Schwarzenegger's Fan:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over-Possessive Person:
- If you love someone, Don't set her free ...
HR Specialist:
- If you love someone, Set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits ...
- Then outsource her
MBA:
- If you love someone, Set her free instantaneously and ...
- Look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she comes back, Her super-ego is dominant
- If she doesn't come back, Her ID is supreme
- If she doesn't go, She must be crazy
Somnambulist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she comes back, It's a nightmare
- If she doesn't, You must be dreaming
ERP Functional Expert:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she comes back, Map her into your system
- If she doesn't, Carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she comes back, It's time to look for fresh loans
- If she doesn't, Write her off as an asset gone bad
Marketing Specialist:
- If you love someone, Set her free ...
- If she comes back, She has brand loyalty
- If she doesn't, Reposition the brand in a new market
My Version (Berro)
- If you love someone, she is already free with you!
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