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The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After
a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.
Question: Who was the survivor ?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
as a perfect man.
( Women stop reading here. For you, that is the end of the joke. Men
keep scrolling )
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
( Men Keep scrolling )
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women are curious and never listen.
Thanks SZ :-)
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