Pascal is Out
All the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....Everyone
starts hiding except
Newton
.........
Newton
just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of
Einstein...........
Einstein's counting:
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds
Newton
standing in front...... Einstein says "
Newton
's out. Newton's....out....."
Newton
denies and says
Newton
is not out........ He claims that he is not
Newton
...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton
..........
Newton
says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me
Newton
per meter squared...... since
a
Newton
per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT
!!!!!!!!!"
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