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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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Smart Redhead
One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a
call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge: a blonde, a brunette,
and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United
States... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde
replied, "Two hundred dollars."
To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied,
"One hundred dollars."
He then asked the redhead the same question.
The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes..... get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and.. screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
